Something Resembling English

Holy cookie dough Batman someone please tell me why do we bother pushing one for English??? we still get someone that can't speak it???. I completely understand that there are people that exist that speak different languages, i just do not understand when you work with a mostly english speaking public that you cannot attempt to learn something resembling it. People i am not fluent in gibberish and i doubt i shall be anytime soon. People better watch their P's & Q's before I start handing out F's and u's!.....