The Watch Conundrum.....

Don't u hate when people point at their wrist when you ask the time as if i do not know where my watch is located...as i stand there looking at them, I'm thinking what planet do u hail from? is there air there? life even?. Why do we spend so much time looking for intelligent life on other planets? I'd be happy to find intelligent life here on Earth first. i have even been so thoughtful as to write them a letter for their common sense since they seem incapable of the deed, it goes something like this...Dear Common Sense, I miss you please come home, before I do something else stupid. Love Me. this is your letter so please copy and paste and keep your head up pumpkin, your frigging special....

"Emos"

I am not knocking anyone's perception of themselves but i just gotta mention the "emo" label that has exploded into "emo" haircuts and styles, clothes and piercings. Why must we label everything? That is a legitimate question that certainly makes you wonder if it is just not another way for people to make themselves unique ( yeah cause i know i want to be different, it helps so much) See i just said i was on my period but now it needs a label because being different is apparently a trend. I have personally asked my emo friends why they call themselves that and i can report that they don't know so i figured "smurfette" was taken.......

An angel among us.....Not....

Did you see that? Did that child just? No he did not. No way......You know the ones i am talking about, the half demon child that his mother is just gushing over "isn't he just an angel" (no those are not wings you ninny, that's a Halloween costume) . Now i am not in any way saying my children are not mean but i have a double dose of reality for those "my child does no wrong" parents and you know who you are (that is if you stop taking the xanax already). Here is a message for all those in denial, your child has traits and behaviors just like other children in his age bracket (its alive), children will lie, manipulate and demean to further their own goals or to stay out of trouble. I know how disappointing this is for the parents of the angels they believe live inside their children....i say, stop reading so much enquirer already..........