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Yes i have a disgusting yet surprisingly funny story to share with you. Some of the names and places have been changed to protect their privacy. As you can imagine what is normal to some is not normal to everyone but i have to say....i do not know many people that want to discuss feces. Unfortunately it came to my attention that a really stinky bowel movement made you warm (i deleted that image as soon as i heard it and i suggest you do the same). Furthermore when you take one in the snow, it steams (yeah because i do not know about you but i am sooo searching for snow just for that purpose). I will conclude by saying i am sure i have offended all your tender sensibilities and in the future i will be sure and continue this practice as i cannot seem to stop but i do ask that if you have to go, please go the other way and lets not discuss it in detail..........