Let Me Check

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtain for serial killers, if you do find one, whats your plan??  Are you suddenly gonna turn into a ninja and go all bippity boppity boo on them? I think you ask too much of reality and even fantasy, i am sure they have much better things to do than conjure you superhero abilities. Not very well thought out i am thinking. Plus i do not believe the latest trend for serial killers is hiding behind a curtain, they fall from ceilings instead. I think they watch too much mission impossible...and i think you do too since your checking behind shower curtains in the dark.....

Gas Of Mass Destruction...

I realize farting is a natural body function but my mom is so full of gas that its becoming a global problem. She has more gas than the entire free world. Scientist may discover a new hole in the ozone layer as a result. I am thinking of selling her to the Military, she could be a nerve gas of some sort. It would certainly give nuclear warfare a whole new meaning. I will say she developed on her own, and someone recommended i "jizz" it up as if i had any, all the men hoard it! Stingy! Ok sorry back to the real gas leak...i will try to keep u apprised of any news. Hope to see you all again when i next offend your sensibilities.....