I realize farting is a natural body function but my mom is so full of gas that its becoming a global problem. She has more gas than the entire free world. Scientist may discover a new hole in the ozone layer as a result. I am thinking of selling her to the Military, she could be a nerve gas of some sort. It would certainly give nuclear warfare a whole new meaning. I will say she developed on her own, and someone recommended i "jizz" it up as if i had any, all the men hoard it! Stingy! Ok sorry back to the real gas leak...i will try to keep u apprised of any news. Hope to see you all again when i next offend your sensibilities.....
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