A Corner To Cry In......

I loathe when people say "i shall go to my corner and cry". The thing i have to point out is that if you do happen to have a corner to cry "in"....you take Emo's to a whole new level, you are now the God Emo with his own realm of sadness. Not only is that little piece of info a little bit too much information because no one really cares to know what you do in the corner or who you do it with but its also a little neurotic in a semi crazy way. This is an awful thing to say, but lucky for everyone i do not mind saying it. My theory of these people are that someday they will really find themselves and wish they had not............

Vagina rejuvenation!??!?!!

OMG!!! Exactly what is "vagina rejuvenation" and exactly who decides when it becomes unrejuvenated? I'm really hoping its the owner of said vagina (that sounded a little wrong). I am starting to think plastic surgeons have found another way to bleed unsuspecting women of their hard earned money, and lets be honest for some of them it is not that hard. For those who actually believe your vagina needs rejuvenating....People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect but you are doing all right.........

Laws.....Who Needs 'em.............Idaho

In honor of our lovely court system that sometimes works, its time to explore the many flaws in wacky totally uncalled for, and foolish laws. Choosing a different state each week, this week the winner is Idaho....First off...did u know that in Idaho, fishing from the back of any animal is illegal.....alrighty then. First, exactly what animals do these people fish from the back of????? And what did they do, hitch a ride on the nearest whale?????? ..............

The Likers

They are in your home, at your work, and it may even be you...The "likers" are everywhere (yeah that's it make it sound like a cult). Talking about what things are like but never what they actually are(stupid without details...yes finally its over quick). Seen them in presentations, and we all just glare, but yet we even do it yourselves...it seems like some sorta horror movie that never ends, but yet turns out to be funny when you watch it again. Seriously if the word like is something you use in every sentence or every other sentence you might wanna try picking up a dictionary...your conversation doesn't have to be made up of similes, but if you don't we'll probably still have a good laugh at you, or just be very agitated and think you have mental problems...you know like...you know..like that...ya...annoying.

Pull over...

I decided to go for a run at night to the store to get some orange juice. Nothing wrong with a simple run during the night. Completely normal, or so i thought. As I was sprinting across the street and over the hill of grass back to my room I saw a cop car. He stopped for me to let me pass the street which I ran past him thinking nothing of it until he followed me and got out of his car. and called me over to him. I was thinking to myself"what the hell is going on...i stole stuff last week..i mean". The cop car then ask me" why am i running?" and I responded honestly, because I felt like it and im heading back to my room...and thinking it couldn't get any weirder he asks for my ID...like the idiot I am I was thinking"want my registration to run too?"

Larger than Life

Recently i went to the Tennessee state fair, and i have to tell you about this sign on almost every ride. When i first saw it, i was a little caught off guard because i thought i had just misread it. This was the first time i had ever seen such a thing and it was hilarious and so worthy of my blog, the sign read "Due to the safety restraints, Larger people may not fit. sorry for any inconvenience." The very first thought that came into my head after reading this was "have we become so obese as a society that this is now a requirement and if so....OMFG!!" Its official....we have reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig........

Hmmm

I have to mention some amusing little facts that make you wonder, and have no relevance whatsoever but i was bored....first, Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark or that Debra Winger was the voice of E.T. now that is something i was not expecting. I am sure you are sitting there thinking "great, a history lesson", but trust me you do not even want me to be your history teacher, the things i might teach are most likely illegal. Did you know that the electric chair was invented by a dentist, that figures the guy or gal obsessed with teeth and sitting would be the cruel one.......

Not That...Again

Damn you technology that doesn't work when i tell you too...yes we are back to talking about technology mayhem to were you want to break your machines. However i did see something rather interesting the other day. You know your machine doesn't work,and you've tried many ways to try and fix it. Yet even though you may think you have tried many ways to try and fix it. Turns out you've probably only tried three ways just you tried them over and over again. If it doesn't work the first time,especially with machines, it probably wont work the next billion times you try it. See now this person is a testament to saying that two heads are better than one. In this case, one would have been better than none.........

Super Freak

I am a die hard star wars fan BUT.....there is a limit to my love of the trilogy unlike some people i could mention.You know who I'm talking about. You might have seen them , they are the ones at the science fiction conventions dressed like Darth Vader. Sadly its true, there are people like that, and the funny thing is they think they look fine (that is what they get for doing their own thinking). Can someone please tell them the truth or maybe call the fashion police. I dare not mention some of the extremes to which they go for it might put humanity in a lower pit of humility than i dare wish to put it.............