Babysitting At The OK Corral Part 2

Yes we have finally come back to the perils of babysitting.....And the baby has grown a little to your horror. Thinking you will outsmart the baby this time by staying biting distance away from its teeth as you have seen, now have the ability to pierce skin and cause small blood droplets that may cause you to faint (a little blood and you faint, obviously a male lol). So staying on top of the couch to were the baby is circling you trying to get on the couch so it can commence its attack. After a while you do the one thing you should never do...and you do it again!!!! You divert your attention elsewhere. away from the baby circling you as you underestimate the child. Once you turn your attention something goes soaring through the air colliding horribly into the back of your skull. As you wince at the pain....before you can figure out what it was other objects are being flung at you and you duck behind the couch for cover wondering were the barrage is coming from. Once the artillery has been exhausted you take a chance to look up and once your head pop up a large Lego block hits you in the face and you find out the baby was throwing its toys at you. You get angry again, the baby cries, and now...you have a mess to clean and probably need an icepack. Baby:2 Babysitter:0..........