Who Are These Kids And Why Are They Calling Me Mom???????

Kids....Kids....Kids....I have a 16 year old boy and i have to tell you ( yes boy child, The universe is laughing behind your back)..his latest rant was the fact that his "groundings" are a conspiracy (his Sherlock mode is set to delusions i guess). Apparently he says that i rehearse everything i say to him (yes i am so spending my free time plotting his demise) and that i am awake every night making a list of things he can be in trouble for (my secret is out, i am checking it off my list). Makes you wonder where kids today seem to get their ideas ( i am guessing their magic eight ball) because if that is what their head is retaining, they might want to rethink the whole thinking thing.......