Alarm Dilemma

Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clocks broken and Im wide awake. Not sure who won so i have a dilemma and i would really appreciate your help in locating the person who decided nine minutes was a "snooze"?????!!!??? WTF!!!! i will even allow you to help in the torture of said person if you find them and i believe this is quite generous of me but there is no need to thank me. whoever you are, do not make these good people chase you.....