So apparently my neighbor has a low tolerance for alcohol mixed with medication or maybe she has just been swilling the NyQuil, the coughing, sneezing, running nose, sore throat, fever... how did I get in the neighbor's yard? kind of medicine (although i think most people do unless this is a reoccurring thing in which case they should seek out the nearest AA meeting). anyway, said subject is now trying to fly off her porch steps, i think this is going to end badly like those scenarios where someone says "watch this" that always end with a trip to the nearest emergency room. it seems she may be up shit creek in which case i could lend a hand...OK! duct tape, 4 toothpicks, 1 yellow sponge, 3 coat hangers, an apple, 2 forks, a bottle cap, a lamp shade, THANKS MACGYVER! I CAN PADDLE OUTTA SHIT CREEK NOW....i got this covered....wish me luck!!!!
Thursday, September 8, 2011
No Mixers Please!!!
So apparently my neighbor has a low tolerance for alcohol mixed with medication or maybe she has just been swilling the NyQuil, the coughing, sneezing, running nose, sore throat, fever... how did I get in the neighbor's yard? kind of medicine (although i think most people do unless this is a reoccurring thing in which case they should seek out the nearest AA meeting). anyway, said subject is now trying to fly off her porch steps, i think this is going to end badly like those scenarios where someone says "watch this" that always end with a trip to the nearest emergency room. it seems she may be up shit creek in which case i could lend a hand...OK! duct tape, 4 toothpicks, 1 yellow sponge, 3 coat hangers, an apple, 2 forks, a bottle cap, a lamp shade, THANKS MACGYVER! I CAN PADDLE OUTTA SHIT CREEK NOW....i got this covered....wish me luck!!!!
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