The Dumpling Speech

You gotta love children i suppose but i do think its a sad day when your sixteen year old son has a ten minute rant about the size, consistency and taste of his dumpling, and yes you heard me right, his Dumpling as in chicken and dumplings.......don't get me wrong, i think our children should have a say about what they eat, i am just not sure it should be so .....detailed. Now your thinking whats so strange about that....this speech included "voices" like the way your moms voice would change when telling you a story, you see now?......