Babysitting At The Ok Corral

You are alone; with a baby; in a room taking care of its cuteness when you finally make the one mistake you should never do. You look away or get distracted, and its cuteness slowly creeps up on you and then...IT BITES!!!!!! RABIES? RACCOON? MOUSE? OMG!! BABY JUST BIT MY LEG. You all know the scene, you know the one where you eye each other down like its a gunfight at the OK corral and the baby just drew blood. The gauntlet has been thrown down, unfortunately neither of you can seem to find the damn thing. All of a sudden, the phone rings, the dog barks and the baby cries…..Baby=1, Babysitter=0.………..to be continued…