Scalpel Please

Have you ever noticed that when you go to a doctor's office they always ask "How are we feeling today?" Well I can't speak for them, but usually I feel like shit, that is why I'm there. And don't you hate it when they ask "what do you think is wrong"? Isn't that why they went to college, if I knew what was wrong with me I wouldn't be at his office giving him money to diagnose me. I realize that they call it a practice , but shouldn't they turn pro at some point...